okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
Over the weekend go to boots, go in the soap and glory aisle, it’s always on 3 for 2, treat yourself to the flakeaway scrub, the lime body wash, and a body butter. Then buy some bubble bath and a scented candle, have a proper pamper, run the bath so it’s warm and bubbly and just lay in it and shut your eyes for thirty minutes and let the stress roll out of you, you’ll feel a million dollars when you’re out and all dried off and moisturised, then go on YouTube, look up some meditation and or yoga and try some of it out, you’ll feel so much better. Just take some time out to unwind and destress and your thoughts will hopefully improve :) xxx
"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12